Pressing imaginary answering buzzer Doot - doot - doot - doot - doo. Confused Bachlorette 2, what is she doing? I don't - I don't know, I have no idea. Swan - Doo - doo - doo - doot.
Hey, that my answer, you steal it! I'm not gonna steel your stupid answer! You're stupid - wait, wait, when do I get to answer?
Ok, Pat, I like to solve the puzzle. Impatiently There - there is no puzzle! Music plays Chuck Woolery: Ok, and that's all our time; thank God, Rick, just pick one and let's get out of here. Well, let's see, Rick knows a sexy lady when he hears one, and my gut tells me that sexy lady is 3.
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Ecstatic Oh, oh, I win! Ms Swan come on down!
Ok, well, first, let's meet the ones that you didn't pick: Bachlorette 1 is an aerobics instructor who is double jointed; say hello to Michelle Robinson! Sneering Ha, ha, ha, loser. Laughs hautily Chuck Woolery: Bachlorette 2 is a stewardess who has no gag reflex; please welcome Jackie Johnson!
Better luck next time. Angrily Don't touch me! And, now, your very special date: She's bachlorette 3, she has no concept of how to play the game, and she won't shut up; your date, Ms Swan! Walking out of seat, flashing buck teeth - Ohhhh, Chuck, he look-a lik-a man, you know? Yeah, I bet you wanna think about this one, don't you? Well, it's too late; that's our game, and God help us. Chuck blows a kiss to the audience.
Repeatedly blowing kisses to the audience Oooh, do it again, do again. The theme music plays as the show ends.
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Rick walks near Ms Swan; Ms Swan is still blowing kisses and flashing her buck teeth. And I'm Belma Buttons. And this is, reality check. The show where you leave your delusions at the door, sit yo' ass down, open up wide for a big ole' slice of truth, with a side of wisdom.
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Featured cast members Nelson Ascencio Brooke Totman. News anchors run for their lives in a parody of Kipper ; babies get their own T-shirts stamped with insults; Lisa Loeb sings the theme song for Pretty White Kids with Problems ; Stuart Larkin McDonald gets trapped in a well; Britney Spears Sullivan argues with the crew on the set of her new music video; Will Sasso and Alex Borstein conduct red-carpet interviews at the Emmys; Billy Blanks Spears stars in his own movie; a commercial parody for dish soap.
Swan Borstein has a trainee McDonald tend her store while she's away in Swan: Busta Rhymes performs "Do the Bus a Bus". Jesse Ventura Sasso dispels rumors about himself; Scared Straight program is used beyond prison walls; Alex Borstein introduces a new Scandinavian pop group; Rusty Miller McDonald is a peer counselor probing his patient Sullivan ; VH1 goes Behind the Music to reveal how "Party All the Time" became a success; Kenny Rogers Sasso hosts his own psychic show; at a press conference, Hillary Clinton Sullivan makes some personal observations; a handless masseur Kilbane prepares to massage a client Collins.
Pandemonium erupts outside The Today Show ; Illeana Douglas regrets appearing on Mad TV after studio executives embarrass her in the green room; the Vancome Lady Sullivan insults trick-or-treaters; Scandinavian supergroup Hoppy Potty performs a special Halloween song; Richard Simmons Sasso tries to make a hapless woman's dreams come true; Lenny Kravitz LaMarr reads stories and performs new songs.
Rebecca Gayheart , Martin Short , Bush. The Homecoming continues as Ms. Bush performs " The Chemicals Between Us ". Swan goes to a restaurant with her sister, Kitty, to meet two American men, and the two converse in Hungarian and Czech. Sign In Don't have an account? In the sketches, people usually ask her questions, but she never gives a straight answer, driving them insane. She usually says, "Okay, I'll tell you everything.
Swan also tends to purse her lips, saying, "Thanks to you. In one sketch, Ms. Swan auditions for the Spice Girls and is unable to follow simple directions and spoke the lyrics incorrectly as well , rather than singing them, which caused the director to scream at her. It should be noted that when on Lowered Expectations, she ridiculed the cameraman. When she is in a sketch with Michael McDonald, she often refers to him as a "monkey in the bush", Ms.